Jan. 2, 2011 at 11:17pm with 1 note
Double Parking, Malaysia’s favourite past time. - Taman Paramount (Sent in by Daniel Chandranayagam) 

Double Parking, Malaysia’s favourite past time. - Taman Paramount

(Sent in by Daniel Chandranayagam) 

11:14pm
Four parking spots + 2 assholes  (Sent in by Sazulyn) 

Four parking spots + 2 assholes 

(Sent in by Sazulyn) 

11:12pm
I like big butts and I cannot lie…but this is too much. - B1, Plaza Mt Kiara. (Submitted by Komputer) 

I like big butts and I cannot lie…but this is too much. - B1, Plaza Mt Kiara.

(Submitted by Komputer) 

11:09pm
It’s BIG. It’s BLUE. It’s obviously parking reserved for the handicapped, you handicap. - Empire Mall, Subang (Thanks Ronnie Khoo!)

It’s BIG. It’s BLUE. It’s obviously parking reserved for the handicapped, you handicap. - Empire Mall, Subang

(Thanks Ronnie Khoo!)

11:07pm with 5 notes
You don’t park like an asshole, you ARE an asshole! We here at You Park Like an Assholw don’t believe in ‘CHUP’ing spots for your friends. - Looks like 1Utama Parking lot?  (submitted by Amie) 

You don’t park like an asshole, you ARE an asshole! We here at You Park Like an Assholw don’t believe in ‘CHUP’ing spots for your friends. - Looks like 1Utama Parking lot? 

(submitted by Amie) 

11:02pm

You Park Like An Asshole would like to wish all of you HAPPY NEW YEAR. Hopefully some resolutions involve parking less like an asshole, but then we wouldn’t have a blog. 

HAPPY NEW YEAR & KEEP PATROLLING THE STREETS!

xoxo

Dec. 23, 2010 at 12:33am with 23 notes
You Park Like An Asshole would like to award the person who clamped this car a big gold star. Just because you uphold the law doesn’t mean you get a free pass to park like an asshole. Unless it’s an emergency, in which case, leave your sirens on! (Sent in by Clarence, who “got forwarded it”) 

You Park Like An Asshole would like to award the person who clamped this car a big gold star. Just because you uphold the law doesn’t mean you get a free pass to park like an asshole. Unless it’s an emergency, in which case, leave your sirens on!

(Sent in by Clarence, who “got forwarded it”) 

Dec. 22, 2010 at 11:32am

After receiving so many mind-boggling pictures of cars hogging two parking spots, it occurred to us that some of them may actually be reserving the neighbouring space for their friends. 

We at You Park Like An Asshole adore our friends. We would unfriend their enemies on Facebook (for five minutes before adding them again). We would share the last Cornetto with them (as long as they’re not sick). We would donate a kidney if they needed one (in theory). 

But our stance on reserving spots in this fashion is clear:

FRIENDS DON’T LET FRIENDS “CHIUP” PARKING SPACES LIKE ASSHOLES.

11:14am
Repeat after me: the parking lot is NOT your sofa and you may NOT sprawl. - Taylor’s lakeside campus (Submitted by Steven Tan)

Repeat after me: the parking lot is NOT your sofa and you may NOT sprawl. - Taylor’s lakeside campus

(Submitted by Steven Tan)

11:01am
Remember, kids - JFCTLUYFAS (Just Fucking Circle The Lot Until You Find A Spot). Carve that onto your forehead if you must. -Damansara Perdana (Submitted by Daniel Chandranayagam, who hit it out of the ballpark today with three submishes!)

Remember, kids - JFCTLUYFAS (Just Fucking Circle The Lot Until You Find A Spot). Carve that onto your forehead if you must. -Damansara Perdana

(Submitted by Daniel Chandranayagam, who hit it out of the ballpark today with three submishes!)